Perrier lime -> Midsummer Picnic In A Luscious Field of Citrus Trees

on special, brah

Materials used:
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel stem
-aluminum tape + shrink wrap tubing connection
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke pad

Smokability:
Some of you fools remember the old Perrier bong I made. That shit was sub-standard.
Here, I use much safer parts, and it just looks better goddamnit. You best show love for the S curve, because it will return that love x20 when you're hitting a gram, and watching that red hot ingredient seep its heavenly fumes down a chilled steel waterslide of pure win.

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Fill this ho up with water as cold as a true pimp's heart and some lime juice, and try it on a nice summer day.
Pa.
Ra.
Fucking.
Dise.

Appleton Estate rum -> The Exceptional Shiznit

Materials used:
-brass deep bowl
-stainless steel stem
-aluminum tape + shrink wrap tubing connection
-vinyl tubing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet hose seal
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad

Smokability:
The mouth on this mother is pretty wide, so a bowl fit for pros is slapped on. This little lovely ain't for no nubs to the game of ignance. Fill the bitch up as high as you want with water, there's plenty of room for as much or as little smoke in the chamber as you want.
Enjoy. Or hook up your jamaican bredren with some ting that'll blow their minds with national pride or some shit.

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I used one of the mini bottles as a wedding gift for one of my niggas who seems to never be without a J when I'm riding shotgun to one of our gigs.
He holds it down proper. Keep it gangsta, Ev.

not sure -> Bitch u cold as Ice!

Gentlemen! Now this is a bong!!

Materials used:
-either a ghetto-ass wine serving decanter, or a ghetto-ass flower vase
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel stem, curve formed
-aluminum tape and shrink wrap tubing connection
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke pad

Smokability:
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Happy muthafuckin' holidays, big boys.
Full grown men have sat on my lap and asked for bigger, badder, more bodacious bongs, and I have listened.
You want cold? Get some ice cubes and drop them down the bitch's throat.
You want smooth? I hammered in a mild S to force more hot air to collide with the cold steel on its way down.
You want to see milky clouds? Shieeet, this will give you a veil of fog straight out of Hell's wintery 7th tier.

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You smoke this, and your chest hair will grow chest hair.

Fireball whiskey -> Mini Sterilization Kit

Materials used:
-stainless steel deep bowl
-green aluminum stem
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad

Smokability:
Before you even say shit. Yes, that green is fucking repulsive. Ran out of long red stems while putting it together, but replacement is easy. Hell, even if you want some next shit like Malachite, or Razzmatazz pink, or you on that United Nations Blue tip, holla atcha boi.
Inspired by the way bums like to take stealth swigs of their brown paper bag booze, you can hit this and store it in your pocket.

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Domingo wine cooler -> Tropicool

Materials used:
-black aluminum stem (short)
-stainless steel stem extension
-aluminum tape & shrink wrap tubing connector
-rubber grommet at the mouth of bottle, holding the stem in place
-aluminum conical bowl
-electric cord housing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet inhalation hose seal

Smokability:
Goodness fucking gracious. This is one of my new favourites.
Again, being a mostly vertical bottle, the stem travels downwards from the mouth and into the pool of burbbly magic. You can take one-hits from this with enough ingredient to pass out, and feel like you've been chewing Dentyne. Telling y'all right now, I'm keeping one of these for myself.

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Also comes without label. Fkin toucans.

Crown Royal 375mL -> The Tiara For Men

Oh you fancy, huh?

Materials used:
-royal-ass red aluminum stem
-brass deep bowl
-rubber grommet stem seal
-any kind of percolation action you fkin want

Smokability:
This item is strictly for mans looking for something to show off prestige and affluence, with sneakiness held in high priority. Yo boys will be like "damn son". Bitches will be like "shit son". Your mom will be like "how adorable!". If she can find it.
You straight ballin' with this little number.

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