New Bong + IgnAssembly: Fresita -> La Petite Fraise

This one goes out to one petite little lady who let me jack this bottle off her after she was done with it.

Materials used:
-aluminum bowly bowl
-aluminum downstem
-stainless steel stem extension
-aluminum tape stem connection
-badass homemade percolator
-vinyl tubing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet hose seal

Smokability:
I see this girl rolling personal pinners most of the time. This sleek and feminine little one-hitter ought to serve its purpose allowing her to be too lazy to roll, but still able to get lifted.
You can keep it accessible on a shelf at home or take it with you to pagan folk metal forest parties. It's all good man.

Room Stinkability:
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New Bong + IgnAssembly: Belvedere -> The Beloved Belvederrières

Big op to me bredren in love out in the fuckin' 'Murikan boondocks with a god damn lake for a backyard. Y'all straight up fam.

You fools is the youngest old ass nigga couple I ever did see, like youz were born to be seniors and still rollin' together like a cosmic team of Werther's Originals and yelling at teenagers.
I hope this keeps you cozy this Winter Solstice, and may your 2-person gang last throughout the ages.
See you kids in the next Yuga!

Materials used:
-aluminum downstem
-generously wide hardwood bowl - ebony black (almost as black as deez nuts)
-rubber seal under the bowl
-stainless steel downstem extension
-vinyl tubing inhalation hose x2
-rubber grommet tubing seals
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad
-bitchin' ass percolator

Smokability:
Yo, you tell me. I ain't never hit a 2man apparatus, and ain't planning to stink this up for border dogs to find.

Room Stinkability:
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Mind = KABLOOGHHKHHH

So I was sitting around with my homie - chillin', hitting this Domingo Remix son of a bitch while watching The Flocking Dead - when this happened:

 

Diggin' up old shit

Check out this old-ass pipe I made a few years ago!

This piece involved only minor gutting of inner pieces and obstructions. The iconic cling-clang sound of the trigger mechanism was saved; some classics, you just don't fuck with.
I even used the housing of the Zapper's original wire as my air tube, and kept that shit air-tight.
The bowl is a big ol' faucet head I found in the tool room, and a little alum. foil makes a great screen.


Yo boi Beardy knows how to work more than just glass!

LVL UP ~ Ash Ketchum in the heezy fo sheezy

Lazy bong cleaners, rejoice!

(and there are a lot of you out there)

Trust me bros, nobody likes doing it, but it needs to be done.

But it doesn't have to be such a damn chore anymore to dump that stanky-ass water and scrub gunk off the walls. Why flip the whole bottle, when you can flip a mini bottle instead?!

Harshness? Nigga please.

You know I does it proper with the proprietary percolator, but when I add a second water chamber, odds of feeling your rip reduce to -35%.

Just tried it right now. Blew my damn mind.

Ash Catcher	noun
	An attatchment for a bong that slides into the diffuser containing another water pool and downstem to catch the ashes. Keeps a real smokers pipe clean for longer by never letting the ashes touch the tube. Dude my new ash catcher is the SHIT!! I havent had to clean my bong in a month!

-http://www.urbandictionary.com/

MOM!! MOM, I DONE A PROMO!!

The time has come. After 8 goddamn versions, I finally have a promo that satisfies me.
 

Bärenjäger honey liqueur -> Hivemind

Materials used:
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel downstem
-aluminum tape bowl/stem connector
-aluminum can connector reinforcement
-rubber grommet downstem seal on the bottle cap
-vinyl tubing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet hose seal
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad
-badass bubble diffuser

Smokability:
All y'all mead drinkers out there, hollaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Germany, hollaaaaaaaaaa!
Today, we pay homage to one of nature's key muthafuckin players; the pollinators of flowers and fruits, who are responsible for about 80% of all plant reproduction, and who devour nectar and barf it back out for us to enjoy in our tea, liquor, or by the spoonful.
Imbued with the very spirit of the bee's elixir, you gonna feel like you just harnessed the power of the bear, or the utterly fucking ferocious ratel when you hit this bitch.

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