Gentlemen! Now this is a bong!!
-either a ghetto-ass wine serving decanter, or a ghetto-ass flower vase
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel stem, curve formed
-aluminum tape and shrink wrap tubing connection
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke pad
Smokability:
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Happy muthafuckin' holidays, big boys.
Full grown men have sat on my lap and asked for bigger, badder, more bodacious bongs, and I have listened.
You want cold? Get some ice cubes and drop them down the bitch's throat.
You want smooth? I hammered in a mild S to force more hot air to collide with the cold steel on its way down.
You want to see milky clouds? Shieeet, this will give you a veil of fog straight out of Hell's wintery 7th tier.
Room Stinkability:
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You smoke this, and your chest hair will grow chest hair.
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