Domingo wine cooler REEEEEEEEMIXXXX

Materials Used:

-stainless steel bowl with cap

-red-as-fuck aluminum stem

-stainless steel stem extender

-aluminum tape + shrink wrap tubing extender connector

-badass bubble diffuser

-old electrical wire housing inhaler hose

-rubber grommet hose seal

-rubber grommet downstem seal on the cap, nigga

Smokability:

There comes a time in every artist, inventor, scientist, or alchemist's life when he/she's just got it. I mean just fucking nails the swish like Kobe, and makes something truly magnificent. For me, that time is now, and that thing is this.

Old Tropicool is looking like a turd beside this, and I actually loved Tropicool! This time around, I maxed out on efficiency;

-kept the bottle cap and drilled right through the bitch, for idiot-proof spill protection!

-srs business class bowl with wind guard cap -- pack a fat hit, keep it lit, pass that shit

-slapped on a proper bubble diffuser - I wish I could force you to believe me when I say 0 (zero) harshness.

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This is a fucking achievement for me. Actually, fkyall, I'm keeping this one for myself.

That dude on the radio in GTA4 did say, "once you've flown first class, it sucks to take the bus", and that man was RIGHT.

Word.

LVL UP ~ Diffuser engineering

Constant improvement is how I roll up in this B.

To date, I already had a few ways to produce a shit load of bubble streams to take away from the harshness of hot smoke. But some involved drilling into the tubing, busting out vinyl tubing attachments which is not flush with the downstem, or shrink-wrap to create a single smaller bubble stream, which sometimes pops off when you pull the stem out through the grommet.

NO MORE, MY FRIENDS. No more.

I have a new standard for percolation. It's super thin, attachable/removable, easy to make, retardedly efficient, and pretty damn cool to look at.

8 gaps, 8 streams. Honest to whatever lord you hail to, I can't tell you the difference this piece makes.
It's about as super effective as throwing a Bulbasaur into a pit of mutherfucking Magmars.

Perrier lime -> Midsummer Picnic In A Luscious Field of Citrus Trees

on special, brah

Materials used:
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel stem
-aluminum tape + shrink wrap tubing connection
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke pad

Smokability:
Some of you fools remember the old Perrier bong I made. That shit was sub-standard.
Here, I use much safer parts, and it just looks better goddamnit. You best show love for the S curve, because it will return that love x20 when you're hitting a gram, and watching that red hot ingredient seep its heavenly fumes down a chilled steel waterslide of pure win.

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Fill this ho up with water as cold as a true pimp's heart and some lime juice, and try it on a nice summer day.
Pa.
Ra.
Fucking.
Dise.

Appleton Estate rum -> The Exceptional Shiznit

Materials used:
-brass deep bowl
-stainless steel stem
-aluminum tape + shrink wrap tubing connection
-vinyl tubing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet hose seal
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad

Smokability:
The mouth on this mother is pretty wide, so a bowl fit for pros is slapped on. This little lovely ain't for no nubs to the game of ignance. Fill the bitch up as high as you want with water, there's plenty of room for as much or as little smoke in the chamber as you want.
Enjoy. Or hook up your jamaican bredren with some ting that'll blow their minds with national pride or some shit.

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I used one of the mini bottles as a wedding gift for one of my niggas who seems to never be without a J when I'm riding shotgun to one of our gigs.
He holds it down proper. Keep it gangsta, Ev.

not sure -> Bitch u cold as Ice!

Gentlemen! Now this is a bong!!

Materials used:
-either a ghetto-ass wine serving decanter, or a ghetto-ass flower vase
-brass coupling bowl
-stainless steel stem, curve formed
-aluminum tape and shrink wrap tubing connection
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke pad

Smokability:
Hohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
Happy muthafuckin' holidays, big boys.
Full grown men have sat on my lap and asked for bigger, badder, more bodacious bongs, and I have listened.
You want cold? Get some ice cubes and drop them down the bitch's throat.
You want smooth? I hammered in a mild S to force more hot air to collide with the cold steel on its way down.
You want to see milky clouds? Shieeet, this will give you a veil of fog straight out of Hell's wintery 7th tier.

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You smoke this, and your chest hair will grow chest hair.

Fireball whiskey -> Mini Sterilization Kit

Materials used:
-stainless steel deep bowl
-green aluminum stem
-rubber grommet stem seal
-rubber grommet choke hole comfort pad

Smokability:
Before you even say shit. Yes, that green is fucking repulsive. Ran out of long red stems while putting it together, but replacement is easy. Hell, even if you want some next shit like Malachite, or Razzmatazz pink, or you on that United Nations Blue tip, holla atcha boi.
Inspired by the way bums like to take stealth swigs of their brown paper bag booze, you can hit this and store it in your pocket.

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Domingo wine cooler -> Tropicool

Materials used:
-black aluminum stem (short)
-stainless steel stem extension
-aluminum tape & shrink wrap tubing connector
-rubber grommet at the mouth of bottle, holding the stem in place
-aluminum conical bowl
-electric cord housing inhalation hose
-rubber grommet inhalation hose seal

Smokability:
Goodness fucking gracious. This is one of my new favourites.
Again, being a mostly vertical bottle, the stem travels downwards from the mouth and into the pool of burbbly magic. You can take one-hits from this with enough ingredient to pass out, and feel like you've been chewing Dentyne. Telling y'all right now, I'm keeping one of these for myself.

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Also comes without label. Fkin toucans.